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#4558 * + (8/15) - [X]
<DullBulle> my ass is already being stomped, so to speak
<lcarus> Fuck yeah bitch
<DullBulle> I also don't have a girlfriend :(
Comment: PRAWNED

#4551 * + (30/57) - [X]
<+Icarus> I only wish my girlfriend was a 200 pound dude
<+Icarus> She can\'t really massage me hard enough
Comment: <|Danni|>

#1419 * + (41/72) - [X]
<V3N> SHEP!!!
<shep> yo
<V3N> sup?
<shep> nm
<V3N> same
<shep> who dis be?
<Lynny> really
<V3N> V3N
<Lynny> Im from deer park
<shep> ok
<V3N> ;)
<Lynny> thats sooo weird
<V3N> down for sex?
<shep> been awile dude,memory is bad
<shep> sure
<V3N> sweet
<shep> bend over
<Lynny> so I bet I could totally get my bf to buy beer and I could bring a squirrel and we couopld play :)
<V3N> already bent
<shep> lol
<Boot2theh> ?
Comment: ?

#1143 * + (43/80) - [X]
<+kich> you guys fucking suck.
<+kich> it snowed today.
<@[BRiT]> kich, wtf did you expect, you live right there where you can see Russia
<@[BRiT]> of course its going to snow
Comment: On climate, foreign experience, and Palin failures...

#1122 * + (38/80) - [X]
[01:15:23] <+DullBulle> are you drunk hq
[01:15:27] <+HrlyQnn> it's never good to wake up with something in your mouth you didn't put in there
[01:15:35] <+DullBulle> Good answer

#1109 * + (34/75) - [X]
<MOGUERA> MOGUERA!!
<MOGUERA> *cough*
*** Jiraffe has quit (Quit: kthxbai!)
<MOGUERA> \'Raffe can\'t withsatnd my robotness. lol.
<Darklight> ...
<Darklight> I figured it was just monster explosive diareahh from eating bad mexican beans
<MOGUERA> I don\'t get that, for I ARE TEH ROBOT!!
<Darklight> ummm
<MOGUERA> Also, you spelled diarrhea\" wrong.
<Darklight> spelling is not a requirement of anger
<MOGUERA> Anger? about what?
<Darklight> does a person need a reason to be angry?
<Darklight> maybe being angry makes me happy
<Darklight> :D
<MOGUERA> YAY!
<MOGUERA> Large Hadron Colliders make MOGUERA happy.
<MOGUERA> :P
<Darklight> cause its like a super magnetic robot cock ring?
<MOGUERA> Or a nice headband.
<MOGUERA> Or tail accessory
<MOGUERA> Or vagina substitute
<Darklight> what better way to turn on the chicks then creating a minature black hole in the absolute destruction of matter between the crotches
<MOGUERA> ^^
<Darklight> its like sex with the primordial force of the universe
<Darklight> now im horney for the LHC

#1108 * + (40/75) - [X]
<Swah> ...silence...
<MOGUERA> is bronze
<Swah> I thought is was gold...
<MOGUERA> Well, it got downgraded.
<Swah> meuh.. :(
<MOGUERA> Besides, now that it's bronze it can be made into weapons.
<Swah> hm...
* MOGUERA slashes Swah with a Silence longsword
* Swah didn't hear that one coming...
Comment: <MOGUERA> lol

#863 * + (37/68) - [X]
<[BRiT]> btw: lyn's ass crashed my PC...
<Lyn> brit....really?
<[BRiT]> yeah, BSOD and everything... i dont think it could take the hotness
<Lyn> I think this goes to prove that your computer wasnt ready for mah jelly
Comment: That jelly is NSFW

#695 * + (46/81) - [X]
<Jingles> so we're about to have rat sex
<Jingles> not tai
<Jingles> but me and the rat
<Jingles> it's already hawt in her
<Jingles> lol
<Icarus> Continue
<Jingles> this little one is cute though
<Jingles> she's older
<Jingles> used to be a classroom pet
<Jingles> but she doesn't know how to bite anyone
<Jingles> she's quite sweet actually
Comment: Jingles explains the benefits of rat sex.

#647 * + (39/78) - [X]
[19:49] <[_]Max[_]> I have a box of freshly baked fudge brownies from ASDA that I\'m going to wipe out with a glass of milk.
[19:51] <Lyn> you suck
[19:51] <Lyn> I have....
[19:51] <Lyn> a peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich on nasty low carb bread
[19:53] <[_]Max[_]> I\'d type something sympathetic, but my fingers are covered in sticky fudge brownie.
[19:53] <Lyn> Im sure there is a special place in hell reserved for you

#604 * + (50/82) - [X]
<[_]Max[_]> Weeeee. I'm drinking 7.4% beer and eating jello shots tonight!
<Wiz|AFK> 7.4 pretty fancy
<[_]Max[_]> http://www.brakspear-beers.co.uk/brakspear2006_packaged.htm#triple
<Wiz|AFK> that's how I choose wine
<Wiz|AFK> look for 13+
<Wiz|AFK> 14 is the winner if available
<[_]Max[_]> I thought that was how you chose your women.
<Wiz|AFK> touche

#397 * + (35/71) - [X]
<DullBulle> http://xkcd.com/303/
<DullBulle> I need to buy the T-shirt of that one
<DullBulle> I also need to buy those switch and button labels for unlabeled buttons
<DullBulle> Because being able to put "EJECT" on the A/C button is just awesome
<|BRiT|> lol

#396 * + (41/76) - [X]
<LawnGirl> NOTHING
<LawnGirl> sorry
<LawnGirl> capps
<Swah> haha
<Swah> n00b :P
<LawnGirl> what noob where?
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#394 * + (45/81) - [X]
@Tostig lays on spun and goes to sleep
+Spunny sleeps too
@Alyth snores really loudly making it impossible for everyone to sleep ;)
+KBz stuffs a sock in Alyths mouth
@Alyth chokes and suffocates
<+KBz> ahhh, teh power of silence
+KBz sleeps
Comment: Shhhhh....

#393 * + (35/75) - [X]
<Randoman> I wish your imaginary girlfriend would get off of me.
<Spunny> why the fuck would I have an imaginary girlfriend? I hate women
<Randoman> Oooh, a little bit'o "honey" in ya?
<Randoman> Let me reiterate
<Randoman> Are you a homosexual?
<spunafk> no I'm a fucking girl
<spunafk> lmao
<Randoman> Ah.
<Randoman> okay.
<Randoman> nvm then
* Randoman (Ranter@AC865FAA.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: kthxbai!)
<[_MaX_]> Randoman, cruising for a date again?

#391 * + (39/77) - [X]
<+Dradio> I couldn't find "chest hair" in the Uniform Code.
<+Dradio> What would that look like? "...all chest hair must be at least 1/4 in below the neckline of all pt/bdu/acu t-shirts..."
<@Tostig> maybe because it's not supposed to be there
<@Tostig> how else would you get a good seal on your gas parka?
+Dradio> If you're putting your MOPP gear on your chest: A.) You're doing something very, very wrong. B.) You are too stupid to live.
[01:40] <+Icarus> C.) There's hella poison

#390 * + (37/71) - [X]
<V3N> just stick your nuts in the microwave for about 5 minutes
<MehMeh> Well you really shouldn't.
<Wizardly> on the other you have a potential unprotected 3-some with 2 lesbians
<Alyth> to me that would be too young to really allow that responsibility.
Comment: Alyth, the voice of reason.

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