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« mode » {Tostig} sets {-m}
{dillpickl} what is -m
{+DanniC} It means no masturbating
« quit » {dillpickl} {~dillpickl@adsl-33-204-155.lft.bellsouth.net} Quit: kthxbai!
Comment: #wtf.com Efnet

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<jane> :O
<jane> fack
<jane> i have to remake my bed
<jane> i forgot to put my mattress pad on
<[MaX]> Wow, when Jane has that time of the month, she don't mess around!
<Musee> Haha.
<jane> lol
<jane> jerks
<jane> i'm not raggin anymore! :p
<Tostig> then why you hollerin?
<jane> cause i'm hot and crabby? :p
<[MaX]>LOL STD's
Comment: .

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(11:31:27) (+[Static]) Oh, I see how it is Jason.
(11:31:43) • @[a|ien] unzips his pants.
(11:31:47) • @[a|ien] takes spanking.
(11:31:59) • +[Static] puts on teh robe and wizard hat
(11:32:08) (@[a|ien]) nice
(11:32:17) (@[a|ien]) whip me with the wand honey
Comment: Lolza.

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* TostigAFK humps humpsu
<humpsu> I'm sorry I'm so new at this :P
Comment: priceless

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*** Musee has quit
* Swah gets another beer
<Dradio> We have been disamused....
Comment: talk about timing...

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<mdotpandi> ok, so my best friend and i had a 3some with this guy named jon
<mdotpandi> we took pictures
<mdotpandi> at the time, i was in school
<mdotpandi> college
<|Spikey|> Link?
<|j3sus> ^
<mdotpandi> lol just listen
<mdotpandi> i went to night school
<mdotpandi> and shared my computer with the person that took day clsses
<mdotpandi> i uploaded these pics onto the ocmputer to send to someoen
<|Spikey|> I see where this is going
<mdotpandi> this is like, the day before my final project was due.
<mdotpandi> i was working really hard on it
<mdotpandi> anyways, i deleted them
<mdotpandi> the pictures
<|j3sus> damnit
<|j3sus> ;)
<mdotpandi> i come into school the next day, with ashley (best friend) in tow
<|Spikey|> You were working hard on the guy of final?
<mdotpandi> i come in and see this note on my monitor
<mdotpandi> it says, \"computer erased, offensive files found\"
<mdotpandi> so im PISSED
<mdotpandi> that means all of the work on my website was gone
<mdotpandi> i tell my teacher
<mdotpandi> and HE\'S pissed
<mdotpandi> so yeah, the person that used my computer in the morning, found the files
<mdotpandi> and showed them to the morning teacher (who was one of my night teachers)
<mdotpandi> lots of the students had a good look
<mdotpandi> it was sent to the administration
<mdotpandi> i had to go there, and talk to the lady that saw them
<|j3sus> are you serious?!
<|j3sus> lmao
<|Spikey|> PAWNT
<mdotpandi> she explained to me what she saw
<mdotpandi> yeah totally pwned
<mdotpandi> and ashley, who was in the pics and with me at the time
<mdotpandi> it was SO embarassing... turns out, the guy that found them in the first place, was my friend\'s boyfriend
Comment: Submitted by Spikey

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<OrangeGlo> what a lively chat.
<|AC|> your moms lively
<|AC|> in bed
<OrangeGlo> Your moms a lively chatter in bed. I have to stick a gag in her mouth so I dont go limp.
<|AC|> you totally just stole my come back and expanded a little on it
<|AC|> FAG
<OrangeGlo> No, I said she talked a lot. You took my comment and expanded on that. Arizonian Cocksucker.

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<Awaken> fag^
<shredy> how did i know
<shredy> osht
<shredy> BRiT i have come to get revenge
<zoloftcas> Oh my
*** [BRiT] sets mode: +b *!*shredy@*.abhsia.telus.net
*** [#wtf.com] Banned- shredy
*** shredy was kicked by energ0c Banned
<[BRiT]> denied

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<[Awaken]> we had to do some report on a drug of our choice, and i did it on the drug of my choice...
<[Awaken]> i forgot what it is, because i was high when i did the report
<Padsy> Lol
<Icky> Haha
<Icky> You know what I want to see?
<Icky> Some guy on PCP chop the lights off a police cruiser with a machete, while the cops are in it.
Comment: drug use

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