WTFQDB: #wtf.com IRC Quote Database

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<Gu|nness> do NOT google ghetto gagger!
<th3f00l> you mean to tell me they werent the same guy.. but they looked exactly alike
<zoloftcas> rofl
<JewBus> omg
<JewBus> you lose
<JewBus> FOOL
<zoloftcas> Who the hell would think to google ghetto gagger in the first place? O.o
<Gu|nness> I was googling ghetto keggerator and one of the choices that poped up after typing ghetto was ghetto gagger. I clicked it. I'm very very sorry.
<zoloftcas> lmao
<BadEvilWr> Google fwns you.
<Gu|nness> ^
<Gu|nness> googling is like walking in on your parents fucking.............every day
<Jing|es> rofl
<Jing|es> FILTER IMAGES, FILTER IMAGES!
<Gu|nness> it wasn't an image, it was a video
<BadEvilWr> OUCH.
<Jing|es> Oh dear max
Comment: google fwns

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<TbsKitten> drunk i can suck i fyou are really tired
<BadEvilWr> I have no idea what the fuck you just said.
<TbsKitten> ......
<BadEvilWr> Oh wait, nevermind. I get it now.
<TbsKitten> i meant "drunk" can suck
<TbsKitten> if youa re tird
<TbsKitten> tired
<TbsKitten> ol
<TbsKitten> :s
<TbsKitten> I AM DRUNK BUT I AM NOT A SLUT :p
<BadEvilWr> ...camwhore?
Comment: Consume Mass QuanTITTIES!

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<|DG|> i really want to shampoo my fucking carpets
<BadEvilWr> Why don't you just use soap. XD
<Noobie> whats stopping you?
<|DG|> dude
<|DG|> have you ever hand washed a carpet?
<|DG|> i have
<|DG|> my mom used to make us do that
<BadEvilWr> LMFAO
<|DG|> sorry NO.
<BadEvilWr> AHAHAHAHAAA You're making it worse
<|DG|> im hillbily, but not that fucking hillbilly
<BadEvilWr> You're forgetting one thing, DG.
<|DG|> whats that?
<BadEvilWr> <-------forum perv
* |DG| shakes her head
<BadEvilWr> Now reread the last 10 lines
<|DG|> I hate you.
<|DG|> NO.
<|DG|> I know what you are getting at
<|DG|> and
<|DG|> all i have to say is
* BadEvilWr was kicked by |DG| (CARPET THIS)
Comment: I hate you BEW

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<zoloftcas> Speaking of "appliances" I went dildo shopping with a friend last night
<zoloftcas> They had all these vibrators and dildos set out in the store in displays that said "Try Me!" WTF
<zoloftcas> Who tries a vibrator out in the store
<turetz> you?
<zoloftcas> No, I held back turdz
<|CL|> porn stars?
<|CL|> I've seenit in porns
<[a|ien]> "The Ghost Whisperer. Jennifer Love Hewitt's show on CBS. Or as I call it, The Boob Whisperer. Every show, she magnificently displays her 2 loves. Oh yeah, and talks to ghosts and stuff."
Comment: **An innocent shopping trip turns into the beginning of a pron.

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<Keytud> God damn I just choked on my own spit
<MaxPower> better than on another man's baby gravy.
<|jane|> i hate when i do that.
Comment: Jane reminds us to warn her first.

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<Ladyvic> noob: ROFL
<Ladyvic> you make me laugh
<Noobie> : )
<Awaken> it's not nice to laugh at the retards, vic. =(
<Noobie> Which is entirely the reason why you're not funny.
Comment: :)

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<Awaken> this is pissing me off
<Awaken> i have some windows updates that just HAVE to restart my fucking computer
<{RANT}> :(
* MaxPower (M4dMaX@ool-182f05ac.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (hub.efnet.us ircd.he.net)
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<Mr_Power> his computer is the EFnet server?
Comment: From #wtf.com on EFnet

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<Descent> When Sega announced their departure from the hardware business i actually broke down and cried, but a week later i realized that game would be possible and had a nocturnal emission
Comment: Someone save me from shooting myself and tell descent to shut up.

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<Awaken> I'm wearing silky shorts
<Awaken> and they're really fucking short
<Awaken> I almost feel gay wearing them
<TehSuxx> That sounds pretty gay
<Awaken> but they're amazingly comfortable...so that negates all gayness
<TehSuxx> No
<Awaken> it's basically like wearing boxers, because I'm freeballing underneath them
<TehSuxx> If sitting on a dick was comfortable it would still be gay
<TehSuxx> therefor nothing can negate your gayness because you sit on cocks in silk shorts
<Awaken> suxx, stop telling me your fantasies
<TehSuxx> Dude
<TehSuxx> your the one living them out
<Padsy> hahaaa
Comment: Teh Gehy

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<Ladyvic> i was wondering how i hit 83GB last month
<S-talker> wow
<S-talker> movies?
<Ladyvic> thought about that, just cant make it add up
<Ladyvic> im worried that someone has access to my router
<Ladyvic> ....then again i was watching a lot of porn
<S-talker> hahaha...oh this is soooo going on bash.org :p
Comment: From #wtf.com on EFnet

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Unforgive: HOLY SHIT
Unforgive: I HAVE THE SAME POST COUNT AS HAVOK
Unforgive: Havok
Unforgive: 6413
Unforgive: Unforgiven
Unforgive: 6413
neWs: Now you HAVE to do it with him
neWs: It'll be like breeding two S class chocobos

#1 * + (77/140) - [X]
<neWs> can I get banned for flaming DG?
<neWs> nm
<neWs> I think i got it
<kokorami> Yes you can, she's not afraid to abuse her power
<neWs> oh no
<neWs> oh well
Comment: From #wtf.com on EFnet 11/29/06

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<tbsrk> nymph no joke its HUGE... over an inch, fuck that, 2
<tbsrk> and its gone, and totally going to FUCK ME UP IN MY SLEEP
Comment: Good times, Good times

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<padsy> I love uno
<padsy> but I cant play it alone
<UNOsucks> <padsy> but I cant play it alone :: I know. Kind of false advertising huh?
<UNOsucks> For years I thought UNO was the spanish version of Solitaire
<UNOsucks> like it was included in Windows 98 Espanol
<|Beefy|> 98 is like that slutty girl next door, that asks all the young highschool boys to wash her car but drinks her glass of wine and stares at them through the window with a creepy smile.
Comment: Uno Sucks

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<Chad> HEY MAX LOL WTFQDB CAN LICK MY BALLS. WRITE THAT ONE FUCKING DOWN.
Comment: Chad requests sexual favors.

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<lomss> lol, internet.
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<Mr_Power> That's what you get for mocking the internet!
Comment: From #wtf.com on EFnet

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<binks> why is it so fucking dead in here?
<RageAgain> because it's late and there are not many conversations or people
<binks> there usually is this time of night...
<binks> maybe since it's friday everyone has a life so they're not on
<|jane|> im back
Comment: hahaha

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<Awaken> fag^
<shredy> how did i know
<shredy> osht
<shredy> BRiT i have come to get revenge
<zoloftcas> Oh my
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*** [#wtf.com] Banned- shredy
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<[BRiT]> denied

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<BadEvilWr> Oh noes, Red October's in issues again. Someone stop him before he pisses off Big Brother and the CIA shuts the site down.
Comment: BEW sits under a bare lightbulb in the basement writing letters to the Government.

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*** |TB|AFP| changed topic to WTFR is proud to present BRiT live from shower cam tonight at 7
<Janedeere> yesssssss
Comment: from #wtfradiolive

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<Big_E> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<}Slinger{> hey, get your finger out of there!
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Comment: ahhh fun with scaring people

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<dullbulle> hahahahahaha
<|AC|> ownt
Comment: pwned?

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