WTFQDB: #wtf.com IRC Quote Database

#4558 * + (8/15) - [X]
<DullBulle> my ass is already being stomped, so to speak
<lcarus> Fuck yeah bitch
<DullBulle> I also don't have a girlfriend :(
Comment: PRAWNED

#60 * + (24/42) - [X]
<squeezeme> DOES ANY LIKE MOTORHEAD!?
<TehFuxx> people who listen to motorhead cant spell.
<squeezeme> fuck you emo faget
<TehFuxx> see what i mean
<TehFuxx> faggot**

#64 * + (24/42) - [X]
<|DG|> i\'m watching scrubs
<HoneyImHo> I\'m listening to jazz
<Sundance> I read that as \"im washing pubes\"
<|DG|> LMFAO
<HoneyImHo> and geht and chad
<|DG|> i don\'t have pubes, chad
<Sundance> me too.
<|DG|> well thats just because you have not hit puberty yet
<|DG|> i have.
* Sundance sighs
<HoneyImHo> lol

#75 * + (24/46) - [X]
<DanniC> Who knew that my name would be a girl on girl porn site

#77 * + (24/42) - [X]
<loms> EVERYONE STAND AT ATTENTION
<Wi|ko> one step ahead loms
<Wi|ko> im already cleaning up

#82 * + (24/40) - [X]
<Wi|ko> cool, some 14 year old that looks like she is 7 requested my add on myspace
<loms> wilko: jackpot

#86 * + (24/44) - [X]
padfootsy> That makes me ... a bitch? Cause I don't care. :p
<TehSuxx> Ah
<TehSuxx> I hate you :(
<padfootsy> good.
<padfootsy> ;)
<TehSuxx> ...
* TehSuxx breaks up with padfootsy
<padfootsy> I hate you too baby
<TehSuxx> thats it
<TehSuxx> Im taking you off my buddy list bitch
Comment: The sad love life of a tehaxx

#88 * + (24/49) - [X]
* TostigAFK humps humpsu
<humpsu> I'm sorry I'm so new at this :P
Comment: priceless

#90 * + (24/47) - [X]
* |CL| has joined #wtf.com
* BrIONwosh sets mode: +o |CL|
* |BRiT| sets mode: +o |CL|
* |DG| cries like a bitch-slapped whore
Comment: Trouble in DG-CL paradise?

#92 * + (24/48) - [X]
<|jane|> dude it is impossible to find my mom on myspace
Comment: Lol, Janes mom.

#95 * + (24/42) - [X]
<Quitii> how goes?
<zoloftcas> Okay. How're you?
<Quitii> alive.. getting better for the most part
<Quitii> somehow, things started getting better when i stopped coming to wtf so often..
Comment: Pwned!

#96 * + (24/47) - [X]
<screwy> I DO NOT HAVE SEX ON THE DAY OF THE LORD
Comment: Screwy's virgin problem comes out.

#100 * + (24/43) - [X]
<eGhost> Hahanerds.
<|jane|> ghost you are a nerd too
<|jane|> if you werent, you wouldnt be in here lol
<eGhost> I'm not a nerd.
<eGhost> Haha. That's true.
Comment: from #wtf.com

#102 * + (24/45) - [X]
<The_Chad> I weighed 132
<The_Chad> I was in there for I don't know HOW long but i was "cranking one out" and when I got out of the shower and re-weighed myself I was 130
Comment: Poor shower floor. :(

#103 * + (24/46) - [X]
<zoloftcas> And I'm cheap
<HappyNinj> ^ and easy.
Comment: Who would have thunk it?

#106 * + (24/44) - [X]
* Guest_381 is now known as Jaymes
<Jaymes> WTF is this site about u suck
<MaxPower> Wow, seems like your statement has gone relatively un-noticed. How does it feel to have a irrelevant opinions?
* Jaymes (~Guest_381@adsl-145-80-54.asm.bellsouth.net) Quit (Client Quit )
Comment: From #wtf.com on EFnet 12/19/06

#107 * + (24/47) - [X]
<fitchnick> "We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm". "
<[BRiT]> We are now the knights who say "tl;dr"

#108 * + (24/53) - [X]
<BRiT> http://wtfqdb.com/index.php?do=quote&id=109
Comment: QFT!

#109 * + (24/49) - [X]
<BRiT> http://wtfqdb.com/index.php?do=quote&id=110
Comment: QFT!

#110 * + (24/45) - [X]
<BRiT> http://wtfqdb.com/index.php?do=quote&id=108
Comment: QFT!

#111 * + (24/55) - [X]
<Jing|es> I'm not trunk yet.
<Jing|es> drunk.
<TBsKitten> ....
<TBsKitten> HAHA
<Jing|es> LOL I know
<TBsKitten> thats bad lol
Comment: wow.

#112 * + (24/47) - [X]
* rader222 (~rader222@166.102.58.120) has joined #wtf.com
* MaxPower sets mode: +v rader222
* rader222 (~rader222@166.102.58.120) Quit (Client Quit )
<MaxPower> waste of a good +v
* dullbulle (~dullbulle@adsl-70-240-215-17.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #wtf.com
* [BRiT] sets mode: +v dullbulle
* dullbulle (~dullbulle@adsl-70-240-215-17.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Client Quit )
<MaxPower> See BRiT whhy do we bother? They just squander all the +v we give them :(
Comment: Fuckers who waste their +voice

#115 * + (24/48) - [X]
<AuroraCor> POTC = Pirates of the carribean
<dullbulle> No, Porn on the Cob
<AuroraCor> I like that better
<dullbulle> Sounds like a beastiality prono :s
<|Beefy|> Well it was strange... I actually watched it
<|Beefy|> The Kong creature would pick sexy women up and stick them into his diaper where his erection was.
<|Beefy|> I was like WTF?!?!
<|Beefy|> The only sick realization was that he never took them back out.
<dullbulle> Eeeeeew
<zoloftcas> Sick
<|Beefy|> So, when the next one goes in...
<|Beefy|> Ugh
<|Beefy|> Nvm
* zoloftcas coughs
<dullbulle> You liked it, didn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t you?
<|Beefy|> It was funny in some ways... but very disturbing in others
<dullbulle> Yeah...anyway...
* zoloftcas throws out what was left of her dinner
Comment: Beefy confesses

#117 * + (24/42) - [X]
<papagnome> i just relized im an idiot
Comment: NO REALLY?!?!?!?

#118 * + (24/41) - [X]
[19:40] <DelaQuiti> noob, do you remember your username before noob?
[19:41] <DrNoob> yes
[19:41] <DelaQuiti> good
[19:41] <DelaQuiti> would be sad if you forgot
[19:42] <Nekawa> sexy!
[19:42] <DelaQuiti> pfft
[19:42] <Nekawa> wasn't there one before that, too?
[19:42] <DelaQuiti> i dunno.. he was sexy when i first saw him
Comment: I still am.

#120 * + (24/45) - [X]
<Bloody> vagina!
<MaxPower> Bloody Vagina! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

#121 * + (24/54) - [X]
<papaelf> i do need a life
Comment: at least he knows!

#122 * + (24/45) - [X]
<MaxPower> I love oral
<Musee> :s
<MehMeh> Me too. It's soothing.
<[Static]> Everyone tells me I'm pretty good at it, so.
Comment: hee hee hee

#125 * + (24/47) - [X]
* loms is now known as buttsecks
<lcarus> Watch as I take it from you
<buttsecks> rly?
Comment: We know what Icky and Loms do...

#126 * + (24/43) - [X]
<Tostig> A bird in the hand means poop on the palm

#127 * + (24/42) - [X]
[07:48] <|AC|> I TSTILL HAVENT TURNED OFF MY CAPS LOCK
[07:48] <|AC|> SO THIS WHOLE TIME I WASNT TALKING IN CAPS
[07:48] <MaxPower> I can do that remotely if you like AC
[07:48] <|AC|> do what remotely?
[07:48] * |AC| was kicked by MaxPower (Turn off your caps for you)
Comment: hee hee hee

#128 * + (24/48) - [X]
<Awaken> fail at blowjobs?
<Padsy> Meh, i think I suck

#129 * + (24/45) - [X]
<TehSuxx> DAMNIT, The one time I get to be OP and I have no fucking Right Click :(
Comment: Yeah, go figure.

#131 * + (24/46) - [X]
<GREEK_LOV> hi
<GREEK_LOV> someone talk nme
<GREEK_LOV> plz
Comment: In a creepy PM From a stranger.

#133 * + (24/48) - [X]
<Homiehan> It's kind of soft
<Homiehan> And yet incredibly smooth
<MaxPower> your cock?
<Homiehan> Microfiber underwear
<MaxPower> oh
<Homiehan> Well
<Homiehan> My cock as well
<MaxPower> yeah that's sweet
<zoloftcas> Huh? Cock?
Comment: What can I say, she wubs teh cawk!

#135 * + (24/45) - [X]
<[BRiT]> oh right... i just find it hard for people not to think for themselves and put things together
<Awaken> I don't get it

#137 * + (24/44) - [X]
<The_Chad> what sucks the most on wtf.com...?
<The_Chad> I can't decide.
* [a|ien] sets mode: +b *!*@c-68-32-137-161.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
* The_Chad was kicked by Ayu (Banned)
<[a|ien]> 1) nazi admins?

#141 * + (24/46) - [X]
<turetz> How is NewCastle Brown Ale? I got two pints?
<Ladyvic> its okay, not my taste
<[BRiT]> NCB is decent
<turetz> My tongue is tasteless and kinda numb from Moosehead
<MaxPower> Try cheating and stroking with your hand too.
Comment: hehe

#144 * + (24/47) - [X]
* McNewb is now known as MCNewb
<Awaken> mcnewb
<Awaken> roffle
<|jane|> come on icky, dont be picky. get your ass in here and then get me a fucking beer
<Awaken> owned
<|jane|> lol
<MCNewb> fuck you bitch, get back in the kitchen you made my dick itch
* |jane| is now known as MCjane
<MCNewb> (dont take this offensively, its 4 am)
<MCjane> i dotn care lol
<Icky> So fuck what ya heard, I never did act old, Shit, I've got more lyrics than fucking Big Macs Sold
* Awaken is now known as MCAwaken
<Icky> Oh shit ^^
<MCAwaken> lmao
<MCjane> fuck your big mac, it'll give me a heart attack
<Icky> Okay
<MCAwaken> Jane's got them saggy tits, she got them from eating chicken nuggets
<Icky> Personal time
<MCjane> but gimme your french fries, i realy dont give a shit guys. im hungry and i am raggin, so hurry up before i start naggin
<MCNewb> I had a heart attack staring at the boobie thread too many viagras all of a sudden damn im dead
<MCjane> lol awaken
<MCAwaken> =P
<Icky> Gave you a heart attack? Bitch, you hardly-rap... You know why Jane sucks? Why she'll take a fall? She's fat, cause those Big Macs? She ATE THEM ALL
<MCAwaken> haha
<Icky> I'm Crazy, ya'll
<MCAwaken> nah, you're too small
<MCAwaken> =O
<MCjane> i dont ahve to do this. i would leave, but then you'd be pissed. this is just a load of crap, open up here comes your snack pack!
<MCjane> lol i couldnt figure out anything for the end hahaha
<Icky> Oh yeah Awaken?
<MCAwaken> Yeah, Icky.
<MCjane> this is more funt han it should be lol
<MCAwaken> ^
<MCAwaken> omg, i can't wait til my survivor thread starts..
<MCAwaken> haha
<Icky> Fuck size, dude I got confidence that measures up to any of the 7 continents
<Icky> But shit!
<MCjane> looky here, who could this be? its our man icarus, drinkin some ass tea. he thinks hes so fly, like no one can do better, but look at you man, your in a gay sweater
<MCjane> hah
<MCAwaken> on guys without the size say it doesn't matter, but that's only because their stomachs are getting fatter
<MCAwaken> that doesn't even make sense
<MCAwaken> but I'm going to say it does
<MCAwaken> on = only*
<Icky> You're making me look-at-some-sheep, Dude, your name's Awaken but you put-us-to-sleep!
<MCjane> i liked mine. i thought it was funny.
<Icky> Jane
<MCNewb> White girls shouldnt rap
<MCNewb> Look me, playing world of warcraft one day, then someone gave me the ultimate quest, the quest to get laid
<Icky> The sweater is tight, G, I'm attracting wifeys... Getting Hyped B, girls getting hyphy...
<MCjane> lol
<MCAwaken> Playing WoW? Now that's just gay. I kicked a guy's ass for that the other day
<MCNewb> you kicked the shit out of descent? oh dear oh my, who hasn't? Everyone has, even the cast of "queer eye for the straight guy"
<Icky> But you wanna critique my fashion sense? That's bullshit... Cause all the girls are constantly scoping my ass-n-chest
<MCAwaken> it's hard to check out what you can't see. Icky, don't try to be something you'll never be
Comment: The Mcdonalds rap, The new #1 hit single.

#145 * + (24/53) - [X]
<Tostig> it would be a fun game if not for the americans on the servers :P
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<TehSuxx> Lol I know who one of the victims is...
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* |MaX| gives channel operator status to Guest_273
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* [BRiT] gives channel operator status to Guest_273
* Guest_273 is now known as Tostig|
<Tostig|> dammit
<TehSuxx> I soooooo just qouted that shit
Comment: Lol. I belive he once told me that they track by I.p. too bad he didint remember.

#153 * + (24/44) - [X]
ParrySICK has joined #wtf.com
<ParrySICK> Have you been saved guys?
<|DG|> parry
<|DG|> I am a christian
<dullbulle> parry, what?
<|DG|> why?
<ParrySICK> I'm from the local church of christ
<ParrySICK> and I would just like to save you all
<|DG|> local to where?
<dullbulle> Well, I doubt I'm n your local area.
<|DG|> you can not save us
<|DG|> only jesus can do that
* ParrySICK throws bombs
<ParrySICK> BURN IN HELL
<|DG|> so don't be a moron
<ParrySICK> FUCKERS!
* ParrySICK has left #wtf.com
<dullbulle> What the hell?
Comment: Random.

#154 * + (24/47) - [X]
<[Awaken]> we had to do some report on a drug of our choice, and i did it on the drug of my choice...
<[Awaken]> i forgot what it is, because i was high when i did the report
<Padsy> Lol
<Icky> Haha
<Icky> You know what I want to see?
<Icky> Some guy on PCP chop the lights off a police cruiser with a machete, while the cops are in it.
Comment: drug use

#155 * + (24/48) - [X]
* [BRiT] whispers something to Zolly
<zoloftcas> Anyways
<zoloftcas> brb
<Ladyvic> chocolate stabber
<[BRiT]> brb
Comment: BRiT Stabs Zolly's Chocolate.

#157 * + (24/51) - [X]
<Homiehan> Someone's offering me LIVE SEX WEB CAM
<Homiehan> I feel special
<MaxPower> that's ok
<MaxPower> I won like 20 laptops
<[BRiT]> who won 20 lap dances?
<MaxPower> me
<MaxPower> want one?
<[BRiT]> ha ha, sure
* MaxPower spins his tassle pasties
Comment: Adult Entertainment

#161 * + (24/41) - [X]
[20:11] <Spartan> bored.
[20:11] <Newb> im reading through my 13 megabytes of chatlogs
[20:11] <Spartan> sweet
[20:12] <Newb> its like
[20:12] <Newb> reading the bible
Comment: This one quote alone is holy enough to grace this database forever.

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